WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING
The ultimate pokemon fusion
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
playing grand theft auto
but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens
when you send a snapchat to the wrong person
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
"I loved them before they got popular"